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199+ Funny Names for a Story

When crafting a story, the names of your characters can make all the difference, adding an element of fun and excitement. 

Funny names can brighten the reader’s experience, drawing them into the tale with laughter and curiosity. 

Whether it’s a quirky hero or a comical villain, choosing the right names can spice up your narrative and keep your audience engaged. Let’s dive into some hilarious name ideas that will bring your story to life!

Funny Names for a Story

Funny Names for a Story

1. Wanda Lust

A passionate adventurer always on the lookout for thrilling romances.

2. Al Dente

A chef known for his perfectly cooked pasta and slightly overcooked jokes.

3. Paige Turner

An avid reader whose life reads like a suspenseful novel.

4. Bill Board

A marketer with an oversized personality and a talent for promotions.

5. Justin Time

The punctual friend who always arrives just in the nick of time.

6. Sal Monella

A chef with questionable hygiene skills who always serves up surprises.

7. Sue Flay

A professional chef with a flair for creating the most unusual dishes.

8. Norma Lee

A character who just wants to fit in but always ends up sticking out.

9. Chris P. Bacon

An enthusiastic farmer living the dream one breakfast at a time.

10. Ella Vator

An uplifting character who always elevates the mood wherever she goes.

11. Brock O’Lott

A con artist with a love for big schemes and even bigger blunders.

12. Richie Rich

A wealthy kid with a not-so-secret life of mischief and escapades.

13. Anita Bath

The friend who always suggests a spa day after a long week.

14. Carmen SanDiego

A globe-trotting mystery novelist whose life is just as thrilling as her books.

15. Gail Forcewind

A meteorologist with wild hair and explosive personality, chasing storms.

16. Will Power

A motivational speaker known for his over-the-top pep talks.

17. Art Vandelay

An architect with grandiose ideas and an even grander ego.

18. Bea O’Problem

A detective always caught up in bizarre yet intriguing cases.

19. Joy Buzzer

A prankster with a knack for vending machine tricks and laughter.

20. Reed Moore

An obsessive bibliophile who never gets tired of sharing recommendations.

21. Wally Wallflower

A shy guy who surprises everyone when he finally takes center stage.

22. Dusty Rhodes

A rugged truck driver with stories that are just as rough around the edges.

23. Lance A. Lot

An ambitious knight known for his antics and excessive bravado.

24. Benny Fied

An accountant who knows how to count and how to throw a great party.

25. Ella Vate

A motivational cheerleader with lofty ambitions and infectious enthusiasm.

26. Marshall Law

A quirky lawyer who often debates the quirks of legality with hilarity.

27. Penny Wise

A frugal character whose money-saving schemes often backfire.

28. Stan Dupp

A wannabe magician whose tricks rarely go as planned.

29. Rita Book

An aspiring novelist whose characters tend to come to life.

30. Drew Peacock

A flamboyant artist known for his eye-catching and peculiar works.

31. Cliff Hanger

A suspenseful storyteller whose tales always leave you wanting more.

32. Cathy B. Active

An overanxious fitness instructor running from one health trend to another.

33. Polly Sigh

An overly dramatic diva who can’t help but express her feelings through theatrics.

34. Patty Cake

A baker with a sweet tooth and a penchant for disaster in the kitchen.

35. Mona Lott

A gossip who always has the latest scoop on everyone in town.

36. Bobby Dazzler

A showman with an outlandish personality and a sparkle in his eye.

37. Ben Dover

The accidental comedian whose antics leave everyone in stitches.

38. Noah Fence

A witty builder with a knack for poking fun at all the little things.

39. Al B. Back

A time-traveler who tends to pop up in history at the most unexpected times.

40. Sharon N. Disco

A party planner who can’t resist boogieing down during events.

41. Winnie Bago

A carefree traveler who hits the road in her trusty old RV.

42. Patience Sticks

A yoga instructor who preaches relaxation but is always running late.

43. Candy Cane

A sweet shop owner who delights in mixing flavors and disasters alike.

44. Max Ease

A professional napper with a reputation for his carefree attitude.

45. Olive Yew

An environmentally conscious gardener with an abundance of puns.

46. Bob Loblaw

A lawyer who can recite the most boring details of the law and somehow make them entertaining.

47. Trudy Light

A bubbly party girl whose glow is contagious, shining bright wherever she goes.

48. Simon Says

A motivational speaker whose affirmations are always fun to follow.

49. HazelNut

A quirky vegetarian cafe owner who’s always brewing up new recipes.

50. Faith H. Hope

An optimistic philosopher who believes in the power of love and laughter.

Cool Names for a Story

  1. Axel Blaze 
  2. Jett Storm 
  3. Raven Night 
  4. Orion Quest 
  5. Zara Vortex 
  6. Thorax Fury 
  7. Jade Falcon 
  8. Quinn Steele 
  9. Kira Shadow 
  10. Rex Titan 
  11. Sable Wraith 
  12. Flint Zephyr 
  13. Ember Fox 
  14. Nova Skye 
  15. Rocco Blaze 
  16. Lyra Echo 
  17. Finn Valor 
  18. Lexi Quest 
  19. Cobalt Hunter 
  20. Ivy Fable 
  21. Zane Rogue 
  22. Skye Ember 
  23. Colt Griffin 
  24. Phoenix North 
  25. Asher Blaze 
  26. Casey Viper 
  27. Storm Ryder 
  28. Axl Reign 
  29. Tessa Ember 
  30. Blaze Moon 
  31. Kade Shatter 
  32. Jade Rune 
  33. Orion Voss 
  34. Ash Ravyn 
  35. Kai Thorne 
  36. Nova Rift 
  37. Trix Stardust 
  38. Quinn Nova 
  39. Raine Spectrum 
  40. Zephyr Ace 
  41. Lexi Hawk 
  42. Vesper Shade 
  43. Tatum Cross 
  44. Jinx Striker 
  45. Iris Storm 
  46. Flint Jett 
  47. Zara Wild 
  48. Dax Bitter 
  49. Rhea Lark 
  50. Zeke Steel 

Girl Names for a Story

  1. Ava Bell 
  2. Mia Star 
  3. Lily Quinn 
  4. Nora Jade 
  5. Zoe Rain 
  6. Ella Rose 
  7. Ruby Lane 
  8. Aria Skye 
  9. Ivy Dawn 
  10. Tessa Bliss 
  11. Clara Hope 
  12. Freya Fawn 
  13. Luna Pearl 
  14. Gia Love 
  15. Hazel Blue 
  16. June Moon 
  17. Cora Sage 
  18. Sienna Wren 
  19. Penelope Dream 
  20. Stella Lane 
  21. Lila Grace 
  22. Nova Belle 
  23. Poppy Joy 
  24. Sage Hart 
  25. Lyra Snow 
  26. Elara Day 
  27. Ember Light 
  28. Mabel Dusk 
  29. Cleo Starling 
  30. Nia Glow 
  31. Daisy Ray 
  32. Willow Breeze 
  33. Kira Daze 
  34. Ruby Fox 
  35. Opal Star 
  36. Faye Stripe 
  37. Iris Song 
  38. June Willow 
  39. Sable Petal 
  40. Talia Spark 
  41. Veda Bright 
  42. Ember Rose 
  43. Celeste Dream 
  44. Autumn Sky 
  45. Isla Flame 
  46. Rhea Mist 
  47. Elinor Light 
  48. Suri Cloud 
  49. Lacey Dawn 
  50. Pia Wish 

Small Town Names for a Story

  1. Maplewood 
  2. Cedar Grove 
  3. Willow Creek 
  4. Pine Bluff 
  5. Rose Hill 
  6. Silver Springs 
  7. Stonebridge 
  8. Cloverfield 
  9. Oakridge 
  10. Sunnydale 
  11. Brookstone 
  12. Red River 
  13. Birchwood 
  14. Lakeview 
  15. Clearview 
  16. Meadow Vale 
  17. Lantern Hollow 
  18. Fox Run 
  19. Amberfield 
  20. Huckleberry Bend 
  21. Autumn Ridge 
  22. Frosty Pines 
  23. Riverstone 
  24. Jasmine Falls 
  25. Old Mill 
  26. Crystal Lake 
  27. Whispering Pines 
  28. Tranquil Valley 
  29. Starry Meadows 
  30. Hidden Valley 
  31. Wildflower Grove 
  32. Thistle Hill 
  33. Seaside Heights 
  34. Evening Shade 
  35. Shady Oaks 
  36. Golden Valley 
  37. Poppy Row 
  38. Peaceful Acres 
  39. Thunder Peak 
  40. Glacier Point 
  41. Summerwood 
  42. Harmony Creek 
  43. Lantern Woods 
  44. New Haven 
  45. Spruce Knoll 
  46. Lighthouse Bay 
  47. Snowberry Hollow 
  48. Willow Tree 
  49. Rustic Glen 
  50. Mountainview 

Scary Names for a Story

  1. Morticia Vile 
  2. Victor Wraith 
  3. Elvira Shadow 
  4. Raven Graves 
  5. Draven Thorn 
  6. Scythe Blood 
  7. Seraphine Nightshade 
  8. Grim Mortis 
  9. Dread Hollow 
  10. Nyx Fear 
  11. Chills McCreepy 
  12. Thorn Ash 
  13. Cora Scream 
  14. Edgar Darkseeker 
  15. Vesper Haunt 
  16. Sable Shade 
  17. Morbid Fate 
  18. Titania Bloodrose 
  19. Hades Nightfall 
  20. Jett Jinx 
  21. Wraith Morrow 
  22. Kade Banshee 
  23. Echo Gore 
  24. Lyric Deathsong 
  25. Zara Lament 
  26. Jinx Phantom 
  27. Grim Wretched 
  28. Vivienne Nightmare 
  29. Shade Cursed 
  30. Titan Moan 
  31. Cryptkeeper Woe 
  32. Ashen Hollow 
  33. Fenrir Black 
  34. Astra Nocturne 
  35. Raine Abyss 
  36. Knox Gloom 
  37. Vex Darkheart 
  38. Onyx Sinister 
  39. Ember Macabre 
  40. Thorne Casket 
  41. Mortimer Dread 
  42. Rue Grimsoul 
  43. Hella Shade 
  44. Fallon Bloodbath 
  45. Scylla Nightwhisper 
  46. Zeke Woe 
  47. Moros Wraith 
  48. Gloom Spire 
  49. Dusk Betrayal 
  50. Vengeance Curse 

Funny Dad Names for a Story

  1. Alan 
  2. Benjamin 
  3. Charles 
  4. David 
  5. Edward 
  6. Frank 
  7. George 
  8. Henry 
  9. Isaac 
  10. John 
  11. Kevin 
  12. Larry 
  13. Michael 
  14. Nathan 
  15. Oliver 
  16. Patrick 
  17. Quentin 
  18. Robert 
  19. Samuel 
  20. Thomas 
  21. Ulysses 
  22. Victor 
  23. William 
  24. Xavier 
  25. Yancy 
  26. Zachary 
  27. Martin 
  28. Peter 
  29. Simon 
  30. Jason 

Funny Mom Names for a Story

  1. Alice 
  2. Brenda 
  3. Carol 
  4. Dorothy 
  5. Elaine 
  6. Frances 
  7. Grace 
  8. Helen 
  9. Irene 
  10. Judith 
  11. Karen 
  12. Linda 
  13. Martha 
  14. Nicole 
  15. Opal 
  16. Patricia 
  17. Queenie 
  18. Rachel 
  19. Susan 
  20. Teresa 
  21. Ursula 
  22. Velma 
  23. Wendy 
  24. Xena 
  25. Yolanda 
  26. Zelda 
  27. Mary 
  28. Paula 
  29. Sylvia 
  30. Janice 

Good Demon Names for a Story

  1. Azazel 
  2. Balzathar 
  3. Carnifex 
  4. Drakath 
  5. Erebus 
  6. Falthazar 
  7. Gorgath 
  8. Halvor 
  9. Iskaroth 
  10. Jassandra 
  11. Kalvash 
  12. Lucrezia 
  13. Malekor 
  14. Nerida 
  15. Omagrace 
  16. Pirelli 
  17. Quorath 
  18. Raziel 
  19. Seraphim 
  20. Thorne 
  21. Umbrak 
  22. Valkar 
  23. Warrick 
  24. Xeraph 
  25. Ygregor 
  26. Zephora 
  27. Magmara 
  28. Pyros 
  29. Silara 
  30. Jynx

Scary Girl Names for a Story

  1. Aislinn 
  2. Blair 
  3. Crimson 
  4. Desdemona 
  5. Elvira 
  6. Freya 
  7. Gwendolyn 
  8. Hecate 
  9. Isolde 
  10. Jezebel 
  11. Kali 
  12. Lilith 
  13. Morgana 
  14. Nyx 
  15. Ophelia 
  16. Pandora 
  17. Quinn 
  18. Raven 
  19. Sybil 
  20. Tabitha 
  21. Umara 
  22. Vesper 
  23. Willow 
  24. Xanthe 
  25. Yara 
  26. Zara 
  27. Morticia 
  28. Persephone 
  29. Selene 
  30. Drusilla 

Funny Names for a Story Book

  1. Whimsy Waggles 
  2. Giggle Bottoms 
  3. Snickerdoodle McGee  
  4. Chuckles Flapjack 
  5. Hooha McSprinkles 
  6. Mirth Toodles  
  7. Wink Boogaloos 
  8. Chimmy Chortler 
  9. Snorty Gigglesworth 
  10. Guffaw Gigglesnort 
  11. Zany Doodad 
  12. Razzle Quirk 
  13. Squeaky Guffaws 
  14. Jamboree Snickers 
  15. Giggly Wabble 
  16. Boister Laffalot 
  17. Wobblekins Chuckles 
  18. Peppy Guffaws 
  19. Silly Whizzbop 
  20. Witty Whipple 
  21. Dizzy Doodles 
  22. Booffle McJolly 
  23. Jolly Jambaloo 
  24. Lolly Loony 
  25. Tickly Tattle 
  26. Crazy Crinkle 
  27. Flummox Fluff 
  28. Dapper Doodlewink 
  29. Clownsy Tooter 
  30. Bliss Bumbles 

Funny Names for a Story on Snapchat

  1. Snap Crackle 
  2. Wink Whispers 
  3. Chit Chat Chucks 
  4. Fritzy Snaps 
  5. Snappy Babbles 
  6. Pop Fizz 
  7. Zippy Clips 
  8. Flick Flack 
  9. Guffaw Glide 
  10. Scuffle Snorts 
  11. Grin Gossip 
  12. Blabber Burst 
  13. Gabby Grins 
  14. Chuckles Chat 
  15. Peppy Plunks 
  16. Snapple Dazzle 
  17. Flash Funnies 
  18. Clip Quirks 
  19. Buzz Beeps 
  20. Giggle Gab 
  21. Smirk Clicks 
  22. Flicker Flumps 
  23. Giggle Glance 
  24. Snap Jester 
  25. Skip Snap 
  26. Laugh Leap 
  27. Chortle Chime 
  28. Snickers Snap 
  29. Snippy Snorts 
  30. Twinkle Tweets 

Scary Town Names for a Story

  1. Dreadville 
  2. Gloom Hollow 
  3. Shadowcreek 
  4. Faint Echoes 
  5. Mist Moor 
  6. Blackfog 
  7. Bloodstone 
  8. Darkwater 
  9. Grimwood 
  10. Hollow Point 
  11. Chillgrove 
  12. Shiverstone 
  13. Wailing Pines 
  14. Nightmare Valley 
  15. Cursed Glen 
  16. Sinister Shore 
  17. Lost Whisper 
  18. Phantom Peak 
  19. Duskwind 
  20. Haunting Ridge 
  21. Witchwood 
  22. Mortuary Meadows 
  23. Vanished Hamlet 
  24. Bone Hill 
  25. Penance Plains 
  26. Whispering Vale 
  27. Nethercliff 
  28. Twilight Town 
  29. Murkmire 
  30. Specter Swamp 

Good Teacher Names for a Story

  1. Elizabeth 
  2. George 
  3. Margaret 
  4. Christopher 
  5. Eleanor 
  6. Simon 
  7. Claire 
  8. Jonathan 
  9. Dorothy 
  10. Alexander 
  11. Harriet 
  12. Frank 
  13. Amelia 

Principal Names for a Story

  1. Gerald 
  2. Harriet 
  3. Leonard 
  4. Martha 
  5. Bruce 
  6. Patricia 
  7. Ronald 
  8. Helen 
  9. Bernard 
  10. Eleanor 
  11. Eugene 
  12. Florence 
  13. Stanley 
  14. Caroline 
  15. Hubert 
  16. Agnes 
  17. Walter 
  18. Roselyn 
  19. Calvin 
  20. Beatrice 
  21. Conrad 
  22. Madeline 
  23. Gregory 
  24. Adelaide 
  25. Percival 
  26. Maureen 
  27. Albert 
  28. Theresa 
  29. Harvey 
  30. Lenora 

Bad Guy Names for a Story

  1. Victor 
  2. Damien 
  3. Vlad 
  4. Zane 
  5. Lucius 
  6. Nero 
  7. Ivan 
  8. Dante 
  9. Xavier 
  10. Ragnar 
  11. Gideon 
  12. Thorne 
  13. Malakai 
  14. Jasper 
  15. Stryker 
  16. Maddox 
  17. Drake 
  18. Jaxon 
  19. Griffin 
  20. Knox 
  21. Ryker 
  22. Balthazar 
  23. Gabriel 
  24. Razor 
  25. Cyrus 
  26. Cain 
  27. Axel 
  28. Devon 
  29. Armand 
  30. Jett 

Best Private Story Names

  1. Hidden Revelations 
  2. Secret Chronicles 
  3. Whispered Tales 
  4. Unspoken Legend 
  5. Cloaked Affairs 
  6. Confidential Diary 
  7. Discreet Diaries 
  8. Mystery Moments 
  9. Shrouded Secrets 
  10. Veiled Journey 
  11. Private Panorama 
  12. Stealth Stories 
  13. Silent Whispers 
  14. Enigma Expedition 
  15. Undercover Chronicles 
  16. Secluded Saga 
  17. Enshrouded Events 
  18. Cryptic Chronicles 
  19. Covert Chronicles 
  20. Hushed Horizons 
  21. Clandestine Escapades 
  22. Camouflaged Canvas 
  23. Hidden Horizon 
  24. Masked Memories 
  25. Reclusive Realms 
  26. Stealthy Stories 
  27. Subtle Saga 
  28. Surreptitious Scribbles 
  29. Veiled Visions 
  30. Shadowed Stories 

Artistic Private Story Names

  1. Canvas Whispers 
  2. Palette Reflections 
  3. Brushstroke Diaries 
  4. Creative Echoes 
  5. Artful Anecdotes 
  6. Imaginative Inspirations 
  7. Sketchbook Secrets 
  8. Muse Musings 
  9. Colorful Chronicles 
  10. Artistic Adventures 
  11. Painted Memories 
  12. Expressive Narratives 
  13. Visionary Vignettes 
  14. Sculpted Stories 
  15. Poetic Passages 
  16. Inked Impressions 
  17. Vibrant Visions 
  18. Artistry Anthology 
  19. Dreamscapes Diary 
  20. Crafty Chronicles 
  21. Illustrated Ideas 
  22. Design Diaries 
  23. Artistic Insights 
  24. Creations Confessions 
  25. Fantasia Folios 
  26. Stroke Stories 
  27. Artbeat Anecdotes 
  28. Graphic Glimpses 
  29. Embellished Essays 
  30. Visual Voyage

Gym Private Story Names

  1. Sweat Session 
  2. Muscle Minutes 
  3. Iron Inspiration 
  4. Lift Chronicles 
  5. Workout Whispers 
  6. Cardio Chronicles 
  7. Gains Gallery 
  8. Flexi Friday 
  9. Gym Genesis 
  10. Pump Program 
  11. Fit Focus 
  12. Power Hour 
  13. Strength Stories 
  14. Health Hustle 
  15. Endurance Encounters 
  16. Fitness Fables 
  17. Sweatstorm Saga 
  18. Dynamic Diary 
  19. Active Anecdotes 
  20. Strength Syndicate 
  21. Fitness Flow 
  22. Exercise Experience 
  23. Body Battle 
  24. Wellness Wanderlust 
  25. Workout Wonderland 
  26. Gym Jive 
  27. Energetic Echoes 
  28. Sweat Stories 
  29. Strength Sessions 
  30. Gym Galaxy 

School Private Story Names

  1. Classroom Chronicles 
  2. Study Snippets 
  3. Scholar Stories 
  4. Academic Adventures 
  5. Lecture Legends 
  6. Campus Chronicles 
  7. Learning Light 
  8. Semester Saga 
  9. Hallway Happenings 
  10. Study Session 
  11. Pencil Parables 
  12. Boardroom Buzz 
  13. Chalkboard Charms 
  14. Schoolyard Stories 
  15. Desk Diaries 
  16. Homework Highlights 
  17. Backpack Banter 
  18. Exam Escapades 
  19. Freshman Folios 
  20. School Spirit 
  21. Notebook Narratives 
  22. Textbook Tales 
  23. College Chronicles 
  24. Student Stories 
  25. Classmate Chronicles 
  26. Campus Camaraderie 
  27. Seminar Secrets 
  28. Teacher Tales 
  29. Library Legends 
  30. Student Saga 

Pop Culture-Related Private Story Names

  1. Celebrity Chronicles 
  2. Fandom Fables 
  3. Iconic Insights 
  4. Trendy Tales 
  5. Screen Secrets 
  6. Star Sagas 
  7. Pop Pulse 
  8. Reality Rhythms 
  9. Buzzed Beats 
  10. Glam Gossip 
  11. Viral Visions 
  12. Culture Captures 
  13. Fame Folios 
  14. Star Struck Stories 
  15. Social Sparks 
  16. Hype Highlights 
  17. Fame Foundry 
  18. Starry Snapshots 
  19. Entertainment Echoes 
  20. Scene Stories 
  21. Culture Currents 
  22. Celeb Confessions 
  23. Red Carpet Reflections 
  24. Style Stories 
  25. Pop Parables 
  26. Icon Impressions 
  27. Trend Tracks 
  28. Glitz Glimpses 
  29. Fame Flicks 
  30. Pop Pulse Narratives 

Funny Names for a Photo Dump Story

  1. Camera Chaos 
  2. Pixel Pandemonium 
  3. Snapshot Shenanigans 
  4. Giggle Gallery 
  5. Image Imbroglio 
  6. Laugh Lens 
  7. Snicker Snaps 
  8. Whimsical Whirl 
  9. Frame Frolics 
  10. Picture Prank 
  11. Goofy Glimpse 
  12. Silly Snaps 
  13. Jestful Jumble 
  14. Comic Clicks 
  15. Hapless Hues 
  16. Quirky Quests 
  17. Lighthearted Lens 
  18. Snicker Scene 
  19. Wacky Wonders 
  20. Snapshot Nonsense 
  21. Funny Frames 
  22. Hilarious Highlights 
  23. Chuckle Clicks 
  24. Picture Play 
  25. Joke Jumbles 
  26. Mischief Moments 
  27. Zany Zoom 
  28. Crazy Captures 
  29. Laughable Lenses 
  30. Snapshot Scramble 

Funny Jokes for a Story

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 
  2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. 
  3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 
  4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 
  5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. 
  6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. 
  7. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee. 
  8. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese. 
  9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 
  10. How do you organize a space party? You planet. 
  11. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. 
  12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 
  13. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. 
  14. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. 
  15. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. 
  16. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 
  17. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. 
  18. Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself? It was two-tired. 
  19. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans. 
  20. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny. 
  21. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. 
  22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. 
  23. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus. 
  24. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. 
  25. How do you count cows? With a cow-culator. 
  26. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock. 
  27. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. 
  28. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it. 
  29. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple. 
  30. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 

 

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